- He understands Aries:
Some astrologers will tell you that the Zodiac starts with Aries because in the Northern Hemisphere, the first day of spring is also the first day of Aries. The truth is that Aries comes first simply because Aries is too impatient to wait.
- He understands Taurus:
Taurus isn't really greedy, gluttonous, covetous or jealous. It's just that they truly love money, material possessions, eating, and keeping all their stuff.
- He understands Cancer:
Being as caring as they are is not an easy thing in a world full of jerks, thus they often disguise themselves as even bigger jerks than everyone else.
- He understands Leo:
Follow-thorough into the long term isn't their strong suit however, which is why Leos can often be found defending themselves against paternity suits, often pausing to hit on whoever is behind the counter as they file another delaying motion.
- He understands Virgo:
People tend to think of Virgos as a little on the cold or indifferent side. This can make Virgos annoying to others, which can hurt a Virgo's feelings. They usually deal with that by presenting themselves as being a little cold or indifferent.
- Most importantly, he understands this:
Most scientists believe that life on Earth arose as a result of millions of years of random interactions, accidents, and happenstance. Thus, it appears that God is a Gemini.
It crossed my mind to wait about posting this until he had posted the entire series of excerpts, but feeling a bit god-like, and spurred on by the truth of number 6, getting this information out there took on an Aries-like importance.
That said, I'm anxious to have this question answered: If God is a Gemini, what does that make Scorpio and Capricorn?
For the uninitiated, yes, the question is rhetorical.
